Clear Blue Water by Karen Montague-Reyes for July 22, 2004
Eve: Boy, it must be tiring being a zealot. Zealot: Oh, you don't know the half of it. The ranting, the raving, the closing up of your mind to new ideas...I tell you, it's exhausting! Eve: Poor thing! Rest up here a while. Get your strength back. Zealot: I wish I could, but a Zealot's work is never done. Now, I'm off to the convention. Eve: Why? Zealot: I'm gonna pass out my business card to wealthy special interest groups. Eve: Wait...which convention? Democratic? Republican? Zealot: Star Trek. Have you seen their costumes? Those guys are loaded!