Clear Blue Water by Karen Montague-Reyes for June 06, 2004
Eve: Here's your allowance, Owen. Owen: Hey! Both of these have the same guy on them. Eve: That's George Washington. Our first President. Owen: Is the the cheater President or the good one? Eve: Huh? Well, he was a good one, I guess...who was the cheater President? Owen: I dunno. Eve: Could you be...are you talking about Richard Nixon? He resigned in disgrace back in the seventies... Owen: Yeah, him! Eve: Wow. How did you know about Nixon? Did you learn that in pre-school? Owne: Was Nixum the one who cheated in the election? Eve: What are - oh! You're talking about the last election...Well, those men aren't on money yet. George W. Bush is the President. He didn't exactly cheat, but he also didn't really win. Our guy was robbed. Robbed I say! Owen: Who's our guy? Eve: Al Gore. Owen: Who's Al Gore? Eve: ...Sadly, that just might be his epitaph. Owen: Huh? Ivy: Mommy, what was a Democrat? Manny: Bad timing, Ivy.