Clear Blue Water by Karen Montague-Reyes for May 28, 2004
Eve: Are you a Republican now? Manny: Leave me be! Eve: Are you?! Manny: No. They're evil. I'll never be a Republican, okay? Eve: So you're still a Democrat, then? Manny: No! Democrats are liberal wussies, driven by misery and standing for nothing! As of now, I am a totally disenfranchised voter. Eve: But you'll still vote Democrat though, right? I mean, in the big elections? Manny: As a wise man once said, "I didn't leave the Democratic Party, the Democratic Party left me." Eve: So it's come to this. You're quoting Reagan now...and calling him wise. Manny: God help me... Eve: I don't even know who you are anymore.