Clay Jones for October 03, 2023

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    Concretionist  5 months ago

    The very definition of thoughtless. Maybe we can invent “meme-think” as a description of what he does with the space between his ears?

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    adunano367  5 months ago

    I went to Clay’s blog to check, and yes, that is Matt Gaetz. Isn’t he under indictment himself for sex trafficking a 17yr old girl? Good thing there’s room for another sticker! “Giggety” says it all. Thank you Clay!

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    VegaAlopex  5 months ago

    Is this cartoon a frontal labotomy?

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    akachman Premium Member 5 months ago

    LOL. Trojans. Who would want to have sex with this guy?!

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    Direwolf  5 months ago

    A fellow republicon said this about gaetz “No one can stand him at this point. A smart guy without morals,”

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    The Dem Veteran   5 months ago

    Matt Gaetz took a girl across state lines for sex with him and his buddy. He paid her with Venmo.Why is he in congress? Do his constituents think that’s ok?

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    mourdac Premium Member 5 months ago

    Just wait. He thinks he can force out McCarthy and then get Dem cooperation in electing a Speaker he wants. He really is clueless.

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    piper_gilbert  5 months ago

    I thought Gaetz was under indictment himself for sex trafficking a 17yr old girl across state lines? Congressional investigation?

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    Teto85 Premium Member 5 months ago

    I saw this on YouTube and was ROTFLMFAO and now again for a second time. To the point and GD funny. The drop of hair product is the finishing touch. Love it.

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    The Nodding Head  5 months ago

    Whatta twerp!

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    Radish the wordsmith  5 months ago

    The face of the republican Confederate insurrectionist.

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    Ontman  5 months ago

    A spit the coffee cartoon.

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    Radish the wordsmith  5 months ago

    Matt Gaetz needs just five Republicans to oust McCarthy – and he already has three

    After weeks of “chaos” within the House Republican conference that led to a down-to-the-wire near-shutdown of the federal government, U.S. Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) has spent the past two days vowing to oust Speaker Kevin McCarthy for reaching across the aisle to pass legislation keeping the government running.Gaetz’s own future is in question with some of his Republican colleagues vowing to expel him should an unfavorable report be released by the House Ethics Committee on his possible sexual misconduct and illicit behaviors including possible drug use and possible public corruption.

    But he can’t do it unless Dems agree, snerk!

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    Radish the wordsmith  5 months ago

    McCarthy in ‘immediate danger’ of being ousted as Dems show no willingness to save him

    House Speaker Kevin McCarthy’s (R-CA) tenure as leader of the House of Representatives appears to be on very thin ice.Punchbowl News reports that McCarthy is in “immediate danger” of being ousted by his own party after rebellious Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) filed a motion to vacate the chair.

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    gigagrouch  5 months ago

    https://www.newyorker.Com/humor/borowitz-report/gaetz-accuses-mccarthy-of-behaving-like-adult?

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    Mekoides  5 months ago

    I think this is an insult to the “Florida man” – normally they are weird or strange – like the old man riding a bike wearing a thong (Tallahassee regular), the Daytona State College students “locked” in and unlocked janitor closet….and the list goes on. Gaetz is not one of those – what he does and says hurts people!

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    Masterskrain Premium Member 5 months ago

    Mindless Matt thinks that HE will be either the next Speaker… or The Fat Fraud’s V.P. choice…

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    TampaFanatic1  5 months ago

    It has been reported that Gaetz’ old man: Donald, age 75, is intending to run for a Florida Senate seat up in Okaloosa County in the panhandle which is basically the same ruby red region where his nut job son has been elected to the house, Florida’s first district. Looking at Gaetz’ senior platform, it is easy to see how “Junior” has turned out to be a diabolical far right tool of the Trumpsters.

    Once upon a time Junior Gaetz’ congressional seat was held by Joe Scarborough, the right wing mouthpiece who now argues with his conservative democratic wife Mika on MSNBC weekday mornings and used to get ripped up by Mika’s Dad; Zbigniew Brzezinski arguing politics when ZB was still alive and stopped by the show quite regularly. I kind of wish Scarborough would try to take back his seat as an independent (he left the repubbas as the Trumpsters took over) just to silence Gaetz even though Morning Joe is pretty alt-right himself but at least he is not a pedo to the best of my knowledge but then again, Joe has a cushy job at MSNBC so why would he go back in the cesspool which is NW FL politics?!?!?!

    Another rumor floating out there is that Junior Gaetz may try to run for governor, in this case I kind of understand his logic, if someone as sleazy and diabolical as DeSatan can get elected and re-elected, just about any far right whacko has a decent shot at winning. Hopefully Nikki Fried can help the Florida Democratic Commission run campaigns better as chairperson than ousted Manny Diaz who really thought Charlie Crist had a good chance of defeating DeSatan……..

    Google Don Gaetz and you can find links to his attempt to run for office from several outlets like Politico and the NW FL fishwraps.

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    jeffhapp  5 months ago

    … read this comment somewhere:“Matt Gaetz is the Marjorie Taylor Green of Ted Cruzes” …

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    Al Fresco  5 months ago

    Dare question the party line or its dear leader and you get taken to the woodshed for a spanking, labeled, and then canceled.

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    IndyW  5 months ago

    Gaetz is a disgrace and needs to go before he does more damage. The dems got to luv having on there, destroying the GOP within.

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    Zebrastripes  5 months ago

    There are no more words to describe what goes on in the empty heads of GOP!

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    SukieCrandall Premium Member 5 months ago

    The PRC is currently having astronomical unemployment, especially of the young. The PRC governmental solution is to redefine any young adult who has never held a job for a significant time. So, no longer are they unemployed young adults. They now are “full time children” and therefore no longer in the ranks of China’s unemployed. Suddenly, the numbers are more attractive.

    It makes me think that perhaps McCarthy should have long ago used a similar approach for Gaetz, Greene, Boebert, Santos, Kean, et. al. and redefine the entire Brat Pack as full time children who are therefore not employed.

    Too late now. Will the Democrats save him and hope he will finally re-learn how to work in a bipartisan manner since McCarthy actually has a history of having done so and at one time rejected anti-democracy reactionaries, or will a different candidate emerge who is able to work with both parties. There are those on both sides who can not do that, but there also are those on both sides who can and who regularly do. Heck, there are bipartisan coalitions in the House for specific issues and the members of those point to actual solutions; why not generalize outward and provide the nation with people who negotiate, who learn, who are open minded, who are civil, and who use those skills to place the nation before political parties?

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    Free Radical  5 months ago

    Exactly the type of man you warn your daughters going to Lauderdale for spring break to stay far away from

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    [Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce]  5 months ago

    i wouldn’t give Gaetz a drink of water if he were dying of thirst——it should be 435-0 against whatever he says he wants

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    Radish the wordsmith  5 months ago

    Democrats will vote to oust McCarthy -

    The Washington Post reports that Democrats are unified in voting for the motion to remove Kevin McCarthy as speaker of the House for his support of Donald Trump and his downplaying of the January 6 attack on the Capito

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    Ally2005  5 months ago

    High school cafeteria inspector.

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    Mike Baldwin creator 5 months ago

    It would be laughable if it wasn’t so tragic.

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    Escapee  5 months ago

    Absolutely LOVE the phone number Clay!!

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    Godfreydaniel  5 months ago

    People whose heads are peculiar (like Gaetz and Sean Hannity) frequently seem to have minds that are peculiar (or criminal, or treasonous………..)

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    willie_mctell  5 months ago

    How about his corporate sponsors?

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    Rich Douglas  5 months ago

    At dusk, cars pull up to wait for the movie to start.

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    T Smith  5 months ago

    He needs one that says “There’s no such thing as too young.”

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