Lizzo is a classically-trained flautist. She is fully qualified to handle a classical instrument.
Anyone who was fine with Taylor Swift playing Benjamin Franklin’s piano but is getting their panties in a twist over Lizzo playing an instrument she is absolutely qualified to play, or who is more upset about Lizzo playing a flute than the fact that the flute’s historic owner, James Madison, also “OWNED” other human beings that looked like Lizzo, has a warped sense of “values.”
None of the people who are upset about Lizzo playing James Madison’s flute even knew he had a flute a week ago.
Trying to figure out what it is about Lizzo and the new live-action Little Mermaid that causes so many conservatives, who didn’t even know Madison had a flute until a few days ago, to go even more nuts than they already were.
Lizzo is a classically-trained flautist. She is fully qualified to handle a classical instrument.
Anyone who was fine with Taylor Swift playing Benjamin Franklin’s piano but is getting their panties in a twist over Lizzo playing an instrument she is absolutely qualified to play, or who is more upset about Lizzo playing a flute than the fact that the flute’s historic owner, James Madison, also “OWNED” other human beings that looked like Lizzo, has a warped sense of “values.”
None of the people who are upset about Lizzo playing James Madison’s flute even knew he had a flute a week ago.
Trying to figure out what it is about Lizzo and the new live-action Little Mermaid that causes so many conservatives, who didn’t even know Madison had a flute until a few days ago, to go even more nuts than they already were.
Thinking… thinking…