Man: Now, I ask you, members of the jury, how is it humanly possible, as the prosecution so ridiculously suggests, for my client to be in two places at the same time?
A two-timing con job.
“How can you be in two places at once, when you are not anywhere at all”?
Someone has been watching too much Perry Mason.
It kind of looks like the court house at Texarkana.
so which state will the accused be held in prison?
or should we just cut him in half?