Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for September 25, 2020
Saleswoman: May I help you? Cathy: Yes! What am I doing here?? What possessed me to drive to the mall when I've vowed to not spend?! What could I possibly think I need?? What's wrong with me?! Saleswoman: The chunky-soled oxford ankle bootie would be darling with all that! Cathy: CU-U-UTE! Saleswoman: Footwear always has answers.