Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for November 03, 2013
Cathy: Just a water, please. Saleswoman: Fitness water? Smart water? Skinny water? Or nutraceutical water? Cathy: Excuse me? Saleswoman: Vitamin enhanced? Fiber enhanced? Oxygen enhanced? Herbal extract enhanced? Cathy: Um... Saleswoman: Do you want your water to maximize energy? Oxidize fat? Improve concentration? Stimulate metabolism? Relieve fatigue? Speed muscle recovery? Detoxify? Boost performance? Relieve PMS? Reduce stress? Increse memory? Infused with electrolytes? Bee pollen? Siberian ginseng? Panax ginseng? Vitamin C? B? A? E? Folic acid? Calcium? Guarana? Taurine? Gotu kola? Kava Kava? Caffeine? Saw palmetto? Echinachea? Zinc? Valerian? Ginkgo Biloba? Quick! Shee needs an energy bar! Saleswoman: Where shall we begin?