Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for September 04, 1998
Cathy: You are why women don't date, Bradley. You are why women stay home, bolt the doors, order in and gain weight! You are why 95% of the single women in town are trying to move to another city in hopes of finding a place that isn't filled with men like you!! Man: At last! A woman who's willing to spend the evening talking about me!