Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for July 27, 1997
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FACTORY FRESH APPLIANCES PICK.YOUR.OWN. Andrea: We used to buy boxed noodles until we got our pasta maker. Cathy: Now you make your own pasta? Luke: No. Now we buy fresh home-made pasta. Andrea: We used to buy frozen juice until we got our juicer. Cathy: Now you squeeze your own juice? Luke: No. Now we buy fresh-sqeezed juice. Andrea: We used to buy bread off the shelf until we got our bread maker. Cathy: Now you bake your own bread? Luke: No. Now we buy fresh bread from the bakery. Andrea: We used to buy canned coffee until we got our coffee grinder. Cathy: Now you grind your own beans? Luke: No. Now we buy fresh ground beans. Now that we can make everything fresh in our own kitchen, we can't stand to eat the pre-packaged version...so we buy it all: Hand-ground peanut butter...hand-churned ice cream...hand-grated cheese... Andrea: We've returned to the goodness of the earth! Luke: That's where all the applicance stores are. Factory Fresh Appliances Pick. Your. Own.
Well this is absurd