Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for May 09, 1997
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Irving: I had that whole mid-life crisis thing...quit my job and got into downsizing. Cathy: You DID, Irving? You finally committed to something besides work?? Irving: Are you kidding? I've never worked harder! Every office in the world wants to cut back! Cathy: But YOU cut back! Irving: Me?? NO! I downsize for a living now! Companies hire me to restructure, reorganize...you know...redirect the personnel... Cathy: MY EX-BOYFRIEND IS A PROFESSIONAL DUMPER!! Irving: You always believed in my potential, Cathy.