Cathy by Cathy Guisewite for April 14, 1997
Cathy: I marked "12 dependents" because I provide food, shelter, wardrobe and paraphernalia for...the executive me the date me the athlete me the dog lover me the homemaker me the outdoorsy me the indoorsy me and the size 7, size 9, size 11, size 13 and size 16 me. There are 12 of me, each with an entirely different set of expenses, and all I'm asking for is one puny exemption each! Man: The "I-don't-want-to-go-to-prison" me says no. Cathy: The thanks I get for trying to do an honest return.