Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for April 12, 1997
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Man: The IRS canceled "cyber-file", a program to let people file from their home computers, because of technological glitches and bungled security. Cathy: HA, HA, HA! Man: I knew you'd be pleased. All of your 1996 taxes went to investigate why the IRS paid $1099.00 each for cell phones for "cyber-file" personnel when we all know from newspaper ads that you can get cell phones for free! YOUR tax dollars helped shut down a system that who-knows-how-many-millions of previous tax dollars were flushed down an overpriced toilet to develop!! Cathy: PBLTTT! Man: Blow your nose in as many IRS forms as you want. You're paying for the staples this year.