Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for September 06, 1996

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Every item has two big thrills: The thrill of buying it, and the thrill of getting rid of it. Some would question the value of buying it if getting rid of it is such a thrill. I say the getting rid of it thrill is only possible because of the buying it thrill...That to experience the full thrilling spectrum of life, one must purchase the garbage before one dumps the garbage! Therefore, off to the mall! Every visit has two big thrills: The thrill when company comes, and the thrill when company goes away.