Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for January 16, 1990

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Mr Pinkley: There are 23 people in this department. Most of you own between one and five wristwatches. You have clocks in your cars, on your microwaves, your stoves, your walls, your VCRs, your TVs, your radios...clocks on calendars, picture frames, magnets, pens, calculators, and lamps. With an average of 14 timepieces per employee, will someone please tell me why we cna't get to one 9:00 meeting on time? Anyone?! Can anyone tell me why?! Cathy: No one's here yet, Mr. Pinkley. It's only 9:15. Mr. Pinkley: Two weeks into the new year and I already have a September stomachache.