Let us presume if Gilligan was Black. The Howes would have him working menial jobs at the lowest wage with no benefits, and no promotions. The Professor would declare racism over, but would still come up with theories why Gilligan can’t succeed. Mary Ann would help build a bamboo prison because Gilligan scares the crap out of her. Ginger would speak up for Gilligan, but not have anything to actually do with him. Finally, the Skipper would arrest Gilligan for drinking too much fermented coconut milk, but Gilligan would be speared a dozen times in the back because Gilligan didn’t drop the coconut quickly enough, and Skipper felt threatened.
Darrin Bell and Theron Heir