Candorville by Darrin Bell for October 07, 2004
TV: This just in - A new study shows that the increase in childhood toe cancer may be caused by a vaccine manufactured by lethalcorp. Lethalcorp is a subsidiary of empire industuies, which is owned by titancorp. Titancorp happens to won this broadcast network. ... Lemont: Maybe corporations shouldn't be allowed to own media. TV: ...um, never mind. nothing to see here.