Candorville by Darrin Bell for September 30, 2004
Susan: Still thinking about the alternate universe theory, Lemont? Lemont: It's mind-blowing, Susan. If every possibility actually comes true to branches off into its own alternate universe, do you know what that means? Susan: It means there are an infinite number of me's who are luckier than I am. Lemont: It means there are an infinite number of you's who aren't as lucky as you are. Clyde: It means somewhere Tupac and George Bush are roommates.