Candorville by Darrin Bell for September 13, 2004
Boy: When I grow up, I want to be a swing voter. I want to vote for whoever can say just the right last-minute words to make me ignore his record of dishonesty or incompetence. I want to choose a president based on who I'd have an imaginary beer with. Lemont: Some kids are too into trendy fads. Boy: I want to be a media darling.