Candorville by Darrin Bell for August 22, 2004
Lemont: I give up. I don't know what to get clyde for his birthday. I'm just going to get him a gift certificate. Susan: Ah, the gift that says "I don't care about you enough to figure out what you'd really want." Lemont: He likes pretzels. Is there a place that has pretzel gift certificates? or - I've seen Clyde use a comb. He must like combs. You think I could find a gift certificate to some sort of comb store? Susan: you're not too good at gift giving, are you? Lemont: If only there were a gift certificate you can use anywhere. Susan: It's called cash.