Candorville by Darrin Bell for July 18, 2004
Clyde: I never really knew my father, Lemont, he split when I was only four years old. Lemont: I feel you, Clyde. Mine was gone when I was just six months old. Clyde: He sent momma child support checks til I was 9, but after that we ain't heard boo from IM. Lemont: My father never sent momma anything. Clyde: The only things I have left from my dad are a suit, a gold chain, a comb and a poem he wrote to my mom. Lemont: The only thing I have is this hat he forgot to take with him. Susan: You guys need to find a new sport. Clyde: My dad's probably in jail right now. Lemont: Mine's probably dead.