Candorville by Darrin Bell for June 20, 2004
Lemont: Clyde, ever wonder if where not really real? Clyde: Huh? Lemont: What if we're just characters in some sort of work of fiction? What if our thoughts and dreams arent our at all? What if they've all been given to us by an author? What if our actions, and the consequences that follow, are all part of a plot written by someone we'll never know? Maybe we have no free will at all. Maybe all my words are coming from the pages of a script. Clyde: Can we flip to the last page already? I got places to be. Lemont: You need some serious editing.