Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 13, 2015
*POW* Calvin: "Did you throw that snowball at me?!" Hobbes: "What snowball?" Calvin: "Ohhh. Don't play innocent with ME, Buster! That snowball had your name written ALLLLL over it!" Hobbes: "Oh yea?!" Calvin: "Yeah! It was sneaky, fiendish, vicious, treacherous, grim and ruthless! Put all that together and it spells "Tiger"!" Hobbes: "No it doesn't! It spells "Calvin's new name is Mr. Stupid Soggyshorts!" Calvin: "Ooh THAT does it!" Susie: "Hey Calvin, you should've seen your expression when I hit you with that snowball! Ha Ha!"