Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for August 26, 2015
Calvin: "I'm filling out a reader survey for chewing magazine" Calvin: "See, they asked how much money I spend on gum each week, so I wrote, "$500." For my age, I put "43," and when they asked what my favorite flavor is, I wrote "garlic/curry" Hobbes: "This magazine should have some amusing ads soon" Calvin: "I love messing with data"
Recently I made an appointment with a urologist, and the gal on the phone asked me, after apologizing for having to ask the question, what my race was.
I answered, “Indianapolis 500.”
The silent pause from her was deafening…