Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 26, 2015
Calvin: "I'm a great believer in the value of novelty" Calvin: "I say anything NEW is GOOD by definition! It can shock, insult, or offend me, so long as it doesn't bore me!" Calvin: "If you can't give me something new, then repackage the old so it LOOKS new! Novelty is all that matters! I won't pay attention is it's not fresh and different!" Hobbes: "I see why timeless truth doesn't sell" Calvin: "Give me a good flash in the pain any day"