Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 31, 2015
Calvin: "This emergency meeting of the Get Rid Of Slimy girlS club will come to order. Dictator-for-life Calvin presiding!" Hobbes: "Oyez! Oyez!" Calvin: "As we're all aware, the enemy has infiltrated our territory and is spreading disinformation to the effect that homework ought to be done right after school!" Calvin: "As my mom may have covert girl sympathies, we must eradicate the hostile forces! Any questions?" Hobbes: "Yes, could we poke some air holes in here?" Calvin: "Too risky. The box of secrecy must remain secure!"