Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 22, 2014
Calvin: "When are we going to get a Christmas tree?" Dad: "Oh, I dunno. Probably a little after New Year's" Calvin: "AFTER NEW YEAR??" Dad: "Sure. We can just go up the street and pick the best tree from the neighbors' driveways" Calvin: "WHAT?!" Dad: "Sometimes there's still tinsel on the tree too, so you don't even have to decorate it! We'll save time AND money" Mom: "Ok, what did you dad tell you THIS time?"