Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 20, 2014
Calvin: "Boy, this pudding was great! Can I take a bowl upstairs to Hobbes?" Mom: "No, I think you'd had enough" Calvin: "I didn't say for ME. I said for HOBBES!" Mom: "Well, I don't think 'Hobbes needs any either" Calvin: "WHY NOT?!" Mom: "Um...because tigers need to stay lean and mean" Calvin: "That's what she said" Calvin: "I'm lean! I'm mean! Tell her chocolate pudding makes my coat lustrous"