Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for November 28, 2014
Calvin: "Can we burn these leaves?" Dad: "No, that pollutes" Calvin: "But how can we appease the mighty snow demons if we don't sacrifice any leaves?! We'll have a warm winter!" Dad: "I don't know whether your grasp of theology or meteorology is the more appalling" Calvin: "I guess I'll go light some candles around the toboggan and beg for mercy"