Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for November 05, 2014
Susie: "Don't sit next to me, Calvin. I don't want to hear any disgusting comments about your lunch" Calvin: "Relax. I won't talk about lunch at all" Calvin: "Instead, do you want to hear a riddle I made up?" Susie: "A riddle? Ok" Calvin: "What's the difference between a garden slug and a two-inch-long, living booger?" Susie: "EWW!!" Calvin: "I can't think of a difference either"