Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for October 01, 2014
Calvin: "Hi, I'm Calvin, eminent television personality, here to tell you about new, improved "chocolate frosted sugar bombs"! I love 'em!" Calvin: "They're crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside, and they don't have a single natural ingredient or essential vitamin to get in the way of that rich, fudgy taste! Mm-mm!" Calvin: "Yes kids, you'll like 'em so much, you won't be able to sit still! Remember! It's the cereal I get paid to recommend because I'm famous!" Calvin: "What do you think? Are you filled with the desire to emulate me and eat the cereal I endorse? If not, I can repeat this every 20 minutes" Hobbes: "Don't you threaten ME"