Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 19, 2014
Mom: "Calvn, I..." Calvin: "YIKE! You're home! I didn't even finish pack... that is, um..." Calvin: "LIES! Everything Miss Wormwood said about me was a lie! She just doesn't like me! She hates little boys! It's not MY fault! I'M not to blame!" Calvin: "She told you about the noodles, right? It wasn't me! Nobody say me! I was framed! I wouldn't do anything like that! I'm innocent, I tell you!" Mom: "What noodles?" Calvin: "Oh.... uh.... ha ha! Did I say noodles? You must have heard wrong. I didn't say noodles"