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Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 16, 2014
Mom: "Hey, no comic books until you finish your homework" Calvin: "I DID finish" Mom: "That didn't take very long. Did you do a good job?" Calvin: "I did a GREAT job. When you're as far ahead of the class as I am, it doesn't take much time" Mom: "Well, we'll see about that when I get back from my parent-teacher conference with Miss Wormwood" Calvin: "You're going to talk to my teacher?!" Mom: "I'm sure it will be an informative meeting" Calvin: "Gosh. I forgot to tell you! Miss Wormwood said I was so good, you didn't need to bother coming! Really! She said you don't have to go!"
The excremental effluvia are about to come into sudden, violent, inelastic contact with the motorised air circulationdevice. Stand clear!