Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 05, 2014
Calvin: "Hey, dad, I'm inventing a robot. Can you get me a patent?" Dad: "You invented a robot?" Calvin: "Well, here is it so far. Hobbes and I ahve been working on it all afternoon. It's not quite perfected yet, but you get the idea" Dad: "Hmm....what does it do?" Dad: "That's the problem. We haven't figured out how to make it do what we want" Dad: "Don't get discouraged. Your mom and I got the same results after working on YOU for six YEARS" Calvin: "Har har. My attorney is a comedian"