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Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for October 05, 1995
Susie Derkins (friend): Hi, Calvin. Have you started your leaf collection yet? Calvin: I've been visualizing the conceptualization process. That's the hard part. Susie Derkins (friend): I'm almost done. Isn't it fun? It's like a treasure hunt! Calvin: A treasure hunt?!? Are you crazy?? This is a stupid, boring, time-wasting forced assignment! This isn't fun! Susie Derkins (friend): "When life gives you a lemon, make lemonade." Calvin: I say, when life gives you a lemon, wing it right back and add some lemons of your own!
When life gives you lemons, squirt juice into the eyes of those who stare at you until they hurt like hell.