Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 16, 1995
Dad: Our house is still standing. That's a good sign. Mom: We're home! Is everything OK? Rosalyn: Fine. Calvin did his homework, then we played a game, and Calvin went to bed. Dad: It's awfully late for jokes, Rosalyn. Calvin: I've noticed that when you play games with girls, you get captured a lot. Hobbes: Some of us are just irresistible.