Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 06, 1995
Rosalyn (babysitter): Ok Calvin, listen up. Calvin: Aaa! No! I'm not going to bed! You can't make me! Rosalyn (babysitter): You and I are going to make a deal. Calvin: A deal?! What kind of deal?? I'm not making any deal! Rosalyn (babysitter): You don't give me any trouble tonight, and we'll play a game. Calvin: What's the game? "Kill the Kid"?! No way! Rosalyn (babysitter): Plus, you get to stay up half an hour past your bedtime. Calvin: Notice how obediently I'm sitting here.