Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 03, 1995
Calvin: Any monsters under my bed tonight? Monster: Maybe, maybe not. Calvin: You mean, "Definitely yes"? Monster: We didn't say that. Calvin: "WE"? Monster: I mean, "I". ... UH .. that is, if there were any of me. Monster #2: Shut up, Winslow. Calvin: Luckily for me, monsters don't think clearly when they're hungry.