Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 07, 1995
Calvin: Today for "Show and Tell," I refuse to show you what I brought and I refuse to tell yo anything about it! It's a mystery that will haunt you all your miserable lives1 You'll never, EVER know what I brought! You can beg and plead, but I'll never end your torment! I'l carry my secret to the grave! It's the show and tell that was never shown or told! Ha Ha Ha! Ah Ha ha ha ha! Everybody wants the same old thing.