Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for February 26, 1995
Frank: I'm going to get some coffee, Ted. Want any? Ted: No thanks, Frank. Coworkers: Aieee! They got Frank! Run! Deer: You got 'im! He's a big one, too! Nice shot, Bamb! Somebody get the camera! Calvin: ...Needless to say, Frank's family was upset when he didn't come home that night. But everybody understood that the human population had doubled in just two generations to almost six billion, so some thinning of the herds was necessary to prevent starvation. Mom: Another parent-teacher conference. Dad: Your turn.