Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for January 04, 1995
Calvin: I sure am great! I'm one of the greatest people who ever lived! How lucky people are to know someone as great as me! I'm great in so many ways! In fact, I'm so great that my greatness is... Susie: You're not great! You're the most conceited blowhard I've ever met! Calvin: When you're great. People often mistake candor for bragging.