Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 12, 1994
Calvin: Wow, listen to the wind howl. It's really snowing! Pretty creepy. Hobbes: Things are always creepy at 2:00 a.m. Calvin: Hey, I'll bet tomorrow's a snow day! I'll bet they close the schools! Let's call the superintendent and see! If tomorrow's a snow day, we can go right back to bed!...Or maybe we will anyway. Dad: You have two seconds to improve my mood. Superintendent: Who is this?!!?