Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for January 27, 1994
Calvin: Test 1. When did the pilgrims land at Plymouth Rock? 1620 As you can see, I've memorized this utterly useless fact long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget it forever. You've taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations. They say the satisfaction of teaching makes up for the lousy pay.