Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for July 19, 1993
Calvin: We don't understand what really causes events to happen. History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has order and direction. That's why events are always reinterpreted when values change. We need new versions of history to allow for our current prejudices. Hobbes: So what are you writing? Calvin: A revisionist autobiography.