Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 22, 1993
Mom: Calvin, what are you doing? Calvin: I'm eating worms for a nickel! Mom: No you're not! Time for you to come home! And Susie, It's mean to take advantage of kids with no common sense. Calvin: Aw Mom, you spoil everything! What a relief! Thanks Mom. Great timing. Mom: If I haven't seen you for two minutes, I figure there's trouble.
I love the way mom blatantly insults her child as a “kid with no common sense” xD