Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 21, 1993
Calvin: I'm thirsty. Aaaaugh! Mom: Sleepwalking! Dad: Nightmare! Calvin: Homicidal psycho jungle cat! Hobbes: Hee hee hee! You should've seen the look on your face! Calvin: If Mom and Dad cared about me at all, they'd buy me some infra-red nighttime vision goggles.