Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for January 21, 1993
Calvin: Nothing I do is my fault. My family is dysfunctional and my parents won't empower me! Consequently, I'm not self-actualized! My behavior is addictive functioning in a disease process of toxic codependency! I need holistic healing and wellness before I'll accept any responsibility for my actions! Hobbes: One of us needs to stick his head in a bucket of ice water. Calvin: I love the culture of victimhood.