Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 08, 1992
Calvin: If I've learned one thing in life, it's that everyone has his price. Raise the ante high enough, and there's no such thing as scruples! People will do anything if the price is right! Hobbes: What's your price? Calvin: Two bucks cold cash up front. Hobbes: I don't know which is worse,...that everyone has his price, or that the price is always so low. Calvin: I'd make mine higher, but it's hard to find buyers as it is.