Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 25, 1992
Miss Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm's thermo-nuclear league of liberty. Miss Wormwood: See me after class, Calvin. Calvin: I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.