Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 08, 1992
Calvin: What do you know about love, Hobbes? Hobbes: Lots! Calvin: Yeah? Like what? Hobbes: I'm not telling. Calvin: Why not? Hobbes: It's a sophisticated thing. Calvin: Sophisticated?! Whaddaya mean sophisticated?? I'm sophisticated! Why won't you talk about it? Hobbes: Nice weather today. Calvin: Rrrrrgh!! You know something and you won't tell me what it is! Hobbes: Maybe when you're older. Calvin: When I'm older?! Why can't you tell me now?! Hobbes: Some things you wouldn't understand. Calvin: Ha! I bet you don't know anything about love! That's why you won't tell me!! Hobbes: If that's what you want to believe, go ahead. Calvin: Tell me! Hobbes: No! Calvin: Tell me! Hobbes: No! Calvin: Tell me! Hobbes: No! No! No!Calvin: Tell me! Tell me! Tell me! Hobbes: No! No! No! No! Calvin: Look, just give me a hint, ok? One hint, c'mon! Hobbes: ok, here: "Snoogy-woogy wips." Calvin: Eww Hobbes: See? I told you you weren't old enough.